Thursday, March 30, 2006

QOTD: no taxation without representation

question of the day: have you done your taxes yet? what are you planning to do with your refund, if you are getting one?

Yes, my mom likes doing taxes, so she did mine. I did get a refund, and all of that is going into outer-home improvement. Snooze City.

nope

yes, spend it. because it ain't that much

yes. no refund this year

i have not done my taxes. my dad is doing them for me. i just couldn't be bothered. i do expect a refund, and its going into the bank.

taxes are done, getting a very nice refund and we're planning on buying furniture or paying off new car and taking a vacation

My brother-in-law is an accountant so we get ours done for free. Our refund is already spent on new carpet in the basement. Isn't being a grown-up great!?

I dropped my taxes off at the accountant. I'm not sure if I get a refund or not. My taxes are a nightmare (it's all those offshore properties I bought with my hefty paycheck from this place)

I turn my taxes in on the last day possible. As for a refund – I never get a refund, it goes to paying you all a refund.

I can't file my taxes, since I'm an illegal alien, from the planet of Melmac. Apparently, the jokers down at the INS have a problem with a four foot, hairy alien that likes to eat cats.

Nah, I’m a master procrastinator. As for the fortune I’ll be getting back (HAH!) I’ll either put it in my road trip fund or stow it away in savings. Which means I’ll be taking a road trip.

Taxes aren't done yet, but I lie on them so I always get a refund. Replacing my nine year-old DVD player.

yes, paid off my car

We went to the accountant yesterday. They aren’t finished yet, but as soon as we supply him with some additional paperwork they will be all done. As for the refund, who knows. We’ll probably put some of it towards work on the house, some of it into savings and I’d like to put some of it toward a golf vacation.

i've done my federal taxes, they took about 10 minutes and i'm getting an awesome refund. but i'll probably just use it for something practical like car insurance. the state ones are confusing.

Did my taxes last week. Largest return I’ve ever had and almost all of it is going to bills.

already done and already spent (vacation)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

QOTD: be you're own pet

question of the day: what are some of your pet peeves?

my biggest pet peeve is when I am standing in a crowded train or bus and I get an itch in the "taint" area

1. Automatic toilets that flush before I’m finished. I should determine when the flushing happens!
2. People who just stop at the top of an escalator to get their whereabouts instead of moving to the side out of the way.
3. People who let their dogs poop on my lawn.
4. When I’m in a bathroom stall and I hear the person next to me dropping a deuce.

The "question of the day"

paw prints on the carpet!! The sheep know they're suppose to stay outside, but just can't help themselves when I put on "Deal or no Deal"

Nosy questions about my weekends, favorite restaurants or my SAT scores!!!

I think i have too many to list but one would be people that walk side by side at .00000001 miles per hour when i am trying to get by them....And @ssholes that drive 35 mph in the left lane of route 1

The word "nuclear" is pronounced as if it has something to do with a nucleus. It is not pronounced "new-kew-lur."

That's easy: uncapped pens. I wanna stick 'em in the eye of woever let them dry out. And, no, I'm not usually violent.

Kick your ass
Punch you in the stomach
need facts not “I think..”
punch you in the stomach

management who have no clue about their jobs and take no responsibility when something goes wrong and puts the blame on the employees.

I can't stand when girls I'm dating try to tell me what I can and can not do. I hate it when people use "your" when they mean "you're." And my biggest pet peeve is when people take a stern stance on an issue that they've never experienced and know nothing about.

it never fails that no matter how far away i park from something, when i come back i'm always surrounded by SUVs. also, that freaking nextel sound. everywhere i go. how did that get to be so popular?

I have so many..
1. I hate it when people interrupt me when I sneeze. Say ‘God Bless You’ after I’m all done, otherwise, it breaks it up…(I can’t explain it well, but this is probably my biggest pet peeve since I was a kid).
2. People that text a lot. Text messaging is NOT a replacement for IM.
3. And then there are specific things about people – like my college roommate used to scratch her throat by making this weird noise, drove me crazy. Another one of my friends has been saying she is going to quit smoking for YEARS. It’s taking too long for her to quit…make a plan, use the patch, do something! Every time I see her smoking, I cringe.

People who are not considerate to others (like they are better or something) in any sort of line. Traffic, shopping, restaurants, music events. We are all going to the same place. Get over your big bad self and WAIT like everyone else!!

Hmmm! I think things that happen on my morning commute – getting behind a school bus that stops at every house, people that are slow to go through a short light, delays and traffic related to construction or bad weather, slow drivers ….

pet peeves - toilets that flush without my direction, the shopping carts at the grocery store that are giant vehicles for children (wtf is up with them?), bad fashion, roots that need to be done, slow talkers, women that drive hummers - it's just stupid, slow golfers, people that don't drink (this excludes people that don't drink for religious purposes, or alcoholics), using the word "home maker" as a profession, junk mail offers for credit cards, people that wear their cellphones as accessories, guys that wear jerseys (don't wear the uniform unless you're actually ON the team), people that hate republicans and don't even have a reason or understand the party, guys that wait the "standard three days" to call - just call dude, don't wait, i'm annoyed that you didn't call after three days, people that don't take medication if they are in pain - all that research is done for a reason!, the number of calories in my favorite foods really pisses me off too.

Items that are over-packaged when they don't have to be. For example, cute women--why do they have to wear all that clothing? Do they need many pockets if they already have a purse?

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

QOTD: ageless

question of the day: how do you feel about large age gaps in relationships? would you ever date/marry someone significantly older or younger than you?

I'm not particularly attracted to people that are significantly older than me, so I would say I probably wouldn't marry someone too much older than me. I have often dated people younger than me, but that has it's own issues. I have a sibling 4 years younger than me and I won't date anyone the same age or younger than that anymore. It's just weird. I prefer to date in the +/- 3 years of my age range

to paraphrase a great movie: "I like to date 17 year olds. Because I keep getting older but they stay the same age." that being said, my girlfriend is actually a couple of years older than me.

Older women, no way. 35-45

indifferent... everyone's taste in people are different, there are obsticles, but if there's enough in common, I am sure it can be worked out.

If your happy in the relationship your in, who cares what people think.

Well, I'm not going to date/marry anyone, so there goes that part of the question. I'd do the horizontal mambo with any decent looking woman between the ages of 18 and 45 though. That's right ladies, I can be the Harold to your Maude.

Assuming I was on the lookout. I do not think large age gap works in majority of cases. I hazard a 12.26% success rate in that situation. I am defining large as 6+ years. Older than me are not even a possibility with me.

generally, i am uncomfortable with large gaps in relationships (15 years or more). i just don't get how the people relate with one and other. and the larger the age gap, the more creepy it gets. i have a 10 year rule though, no guy over 8 years older or two years younger. but you know, there's always exceptions. if george clooney or hugh grant wanted to take me out, i wouldn't say no (even though they are close to mom's age). but whatever, to each their own. i just personally wouldn't like it.

I'm not opposed to age gaps to a reasonable extent. Anything more than 10 years starts to get a little weird. At 33 years old now (assuming I wasn't already married), I probably wouldn't go too much older but would consider someone down to her early twenties if she was mature and had her sh!t together.

I once dated my Aunt, she was much older.

WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY: “Age means nothing. It is the maturity of the individual”
Being in my early 30’s however, there is nothing wrong with a chic 10-13 years younger (legal of course), whom gravity has not affected and knows how to ‘get crazy’. Younger girls are not yet set in their ways and tend to act like they are invincible. And the best part, they usually can’t hold their alcohol as well. They are more appreciative and yet act more spoiled in an odd exciting way.
Funny, 10 years ago I was dating girls almost 10 years older than me..LOL

whats that old rule, half your age plus 7? i think a 4-5 year age difference is perfect, though.

I think it's a matter of state of mind....I personally don't care about the age. but it's the social conditioning that you grow up with and are surrounded by that makes those decisions for you

i think a difference of 5-6 years is the max in either direction.

Age is just a number and it doesn't matter. As long as you have things in common to talk about and don't have conflicting lifestyles (3am clubbing vs. asleep by 11), you should be fine. If your friends and/or family give you grief about it, you don't need that many friends...and holidays are made for visiting family members that you don't get along with.

I think it can work…or be creepy. Age is just a number, but sometimes numbers are important. It’s all about where someone is mentally. But let’s say that there’s a 50-year gap. That’s just gross.

Monday, March 27, 2006

QOTD: this is probably the third time i have asked this

question of the day: how was your weekend?

lame question. try again

Just another weekend. Waiting for warm weather!

none of your business

dude, you have begun asking really lame questions

Nice. We went out to a great seafood restaurant last night in Princeton - The Blue Point Grill.

it was good - went to nyc saturday night and hit up a few bars. sunday i met up with friends for brunch. and sunday nights always rock cause of the desperate housewives/grey's anatomy combo.

my weekend was decent. i met someone that i might actually date and we set up said date this weekend. And, after a 2 day drinking binge, I spent some quality time on my couch watching a marathon of "Food Network's Next Star"... fascinating stuff. I'm now well rested.

Uneventful. What can I say? I'm old and boring.

Spent some time in NY, to visit my old room mate then went to PA to torture my friends’ kids while an old friend came up from FL to visit. Drank beers, slammed some tequila, ate well and beat up 6 year olds while getting them in trouble. Isn’t that how all weekends should be spent?

Interesting. Was helping my friend pick up stuff for his new place to which he will be moving. It was fun and weird at the same time. We would pick something and in our heads and the book (yes we were carrying a book chock full of hand drawn illustrations with lengths, widths, depths, heights marked) we would place/align the item. We would then note the item down and walk away. Since he did not actually move yet, we couldn’t buy as there is no-where to put it; I do not think he would’ve liked me to have put it no-where. We did this for few hours in couple of stores.

horrible. i want a do over.

saturday morning I still had all my final four tournament teams alive. Now I only have one. So the answer to your question is "lousy."

I love the weekend...except for that it’s always WAY too short.

It was pretty good. Happy hour on Friday night. Saw V for Vendetta on Saturday. Caught up on crap work around the house. Grocery shopped so there is actually food in the house. I can’t complain, I accomplished a lot so it was ok.

good

Out of control. I partied until 4am both nights and witnessed someone smashing hotdogs all over Wawa.

Friday, March 24, 2006

QOTD: mmmm

question of the day: what is your favorite restaurant, and what do you like to get there?

A Memphis-style BBQ place in Somerset, NJ-- CT's.

Bennigan's - The Monte Cristo

White Castle- Rat Burgers

Outback. No Rules Burger and a baked potato is like nothing else!!

I don't think I have a favorite, depends on my mood. around here, I like Carrabba's... but I really loved this place in Napa Valley we went called Nicolino's and a place in Kauai we went to as well

I don't really go anywhere fancy, so I'd have to go with Outback. They have pretty good steaks.

my favorite restaurant that I frequent would have to be any ESPN Zone (that's a bit cheesy I know). The food doesn't even matter to me, I just like to be surrounded by big TVs and alcohol. My favorite restaurant of all time was a Mexican place in Old Town San Diego. Everything on the menu was good.

olive garden - minestrone soup (endless bowls) and eggplant parm

Sergeantsville Inn – Ribs and Martinis

Bob's BBQ....they have wolf there.....wolf are the enemy....they make my sheep cry

i like getting the little blonde college girl at hooters.

my favorite resteraunt is Budakkan in Philly. The food is so freaking good. Their calamari salad is scrumptious. Someone took me on a really nice date there a very long time ago... I haven't been back, but would love to go again. It's awfully pricy, but its fabulous.

The sushi bar at Banzai on Quakerbridge Road. I like the dragon roll and the banzai roll. Add a glass of plum wine and it is perfection!

Wow, I don’t even know how to answer this question – cause I’ve had sooo many great dining experiences. But I’d say – overall for atmosphere, food, drinks, service – I like Mei n yu in Washington, DC. The restaurant is BEAUTIFUL, they have themed rooms, an Indian room, an East Asian room, a Middle Eastern section – fountains, statues. They have fun drinks, great fish, and unbelievable desert. And the second is La Tasca (also in DC), it’s a Spanish restaurant. They have good paella and potatoes and sangria (and its not that expensive J).

NYC – Pasta Lovers Tratoria (49th and 7th) .. Almost the whole menu..
NE NJ area – The Office Bar & Grill (Montclair).. It’s like a second home, so again, the whole menu, but mostly from the bar, and Famous Ray’s Pizza
Home town area – Pearly Bakers and Café Aaron (Easton) and Pane Vinos (Bethlehem) .. the first 2 have changing menus and chicken marsala at Pane Vinos
Virgina Beach – Club Soda .. Salmon
San Francisco – The Stinking Rose .. Pork Chops
Princeton – Triumph .. Salmon and the beer sampler

this little mexican taqueria in gavelston, i was walking around being all touristy and a homeless guy came up to me and we started talking and he recommended it to me. best food i've ever had!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Happy Are you as scared of that creepy guy at work as I am Day!

The day starts off just like every other day as you come in from the cold and remove your overcoat to reveal your fancy new outfit. You haven't repeated an outfit since the first day you started this job and you're not about to start now. You have standards 'and that's about the only thing we have to go on in this crazy, mixed up world' you mutter to yourself as you fire up the first coffee pot of the day.
A few hours pass and you know, as sure as you are that no one else has the same shoes as you, that he WILL be making his morning rounds soon. You bring up some computer programs to make it look like you are super busy and can not be disturbed. We all know that you've tried this little plan in the past, but never with any success. Tap, tap, tap, clang, clang, clang, you know he's coming and you can hear the nicknames being made up on the spot and yelled across an office floor that is more quiet than the library that you got kicked out of when you were 15 for making spit balls. Those were the good old days. The days where creepy guys never looked in your direction, mainly because they were waiting for you to be over 18, most of them anyway.

"Hey powderpuff" he exclaims as your cheeks fill with blood like a crazed mosquito on a hot summer day.

'Easy' you tell yourself as the thoughts trickle through your mind of what his basement/torture chamber must look like.

"Put the lotion in the bucket!!"

Happy Are you as scared of that creepy guy at work as I am Day!

QOTD: genius question

question of the day: what did you get on the SAT (or other standardized text)? do you think tests like that are an accurate measure of your intelligence? have you ever taken an iq test, and what did you get?

i got under 1000 on my SATs. i took a test prep class and my score actually went down. i have now invested my entire professional career in standardized testing or standardized test prep and in no way do i think they are an accurate measure of intelligence. they are an accurate way to determine if someone is a good test taker. irony is funny.

i got a 780...ON THE MATH SECTION. suckers.

I got a 1340 on the SAT, but I definitely don’t think that means much in the grand scheme o’ things, good or bad.

I did miserable on the SAT's, i only got like 990 or 1080.... or something, I think avg is only 1000. i dont think it in any way is an indicator of how well you'll do in college, i had the flu every time i took it and i still graduated magna cum laude with a 3.74

I’ve never taken the SAT. I did not know where they were giving it out.

I did take 2 stdt’s GRE and TOEFL made money on those, this was way back when it was still a pencil and what-is-it-called the fill the circle things. I do not think they are measuring intelligence, if they are I have choice words for them for not telling me. They measure relatively how the test-taking population fared on memorizing, solving, thinking, speed and ability to properly fill the – wait a minute, I got it! – scantrons.
They also test how well one can, given a choice, choose the best fit. Nope, did not take an IQ test

i scored a 960 on the SAT and the last IQ test i took was 138 or something....I do not think that standardized tests are an accurate measure of intelligence

I got an 1130 on the SAT with no practice courses AND I was in a rush to get out of there. No, I don't think that it is an accurate measure of intelligence because there are people that get 1600's on the SAT that have no common sense at all and no work ethic. Being smart, to me, is more than just book smarts. *SAT is a registered trademark of the College Board, which was not involved in the production of, and does not endorse, this answer.

800 math, 600+ verbal (I not so good at words). I think most standardized tests only measure basic logic and test taking skills, not things that you know. I took 2 IQ tests for a buddy that was doing research on how people learn for his pyschology Phd. The first one, I scored average, but 6 months later I scored in the insanely smart genius level. Did I get smarter during that time? Probably not... but I was better at taking the test the second time.

This question made my brain hurt. i don't want to talk about how smart I was and how I wasted it away. I get that enough from my family.

my sat score is a sensitive issue. in fact, to this day, i think i'd be way more confident in life if i had broken 1300. i got a 1220: 630 math, 590 verbal. i don't think its an accurate measure of intelligence - but i think if you score well, it can prove if you are either smart or a really hard worker. in any case, i think the SAT is a necessary test as a measure accross the US, cause an A in a competitive high school in NJ is worth more than some dinky run down high school in outskirts of Chicago. so grades are relative - but a test EVERYONE takes is a true test as to how you stand compared to others. never took an IQ test. i'm still bummed about the SATs. but whatever, i still have at least one more standardized test left to take in my academic career - hopefully, i can redeem myself.

450 Verbal, 780 Math (missed one question). These types of tests are pretty stupid but of course, we all have a job because of them.

nah i think its a bunch of horsesh!t really

SAT: 1240; I had my IQ tested in first grade and it was 135. Both my SAT and IQ are a little short of Mensa. I don't know whether these scores really mean anything. Most of them are just measuring how well you remember stuff and how well you take tests. I can give you hundreds of useless facts about movies and TV but I couldn't even tell you who the Speaker of the House is or work a sewing machine. Everyone has their own things that they are smart about.

My SAT was horrible. I signed up cause I was bored and didn’t really have any plans for college, so I didn’t prepare, never studied and never took the test again to better it. No idea what my IQ is. My parents refused to share the results so that I wouldn’t get a big head…or maybe get depressed…

IQ: 135. Don't remember SAT

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Happy Free Liquor is hardly free at all Day!

You and your buddies are all fired up for another crazy night in the East Coast's version of Sin City. You've got your cheap bottles of vodka all tucked away in your Jansport backpack because even though they give you free drinks everywhere you go in this city, you still feel the need to pre-party in your hotel room.
You left a few extra dollars on the table last night, with the hopes that your maid, Lupé, would leave some extra glasses around for you, so that you can have a place to mix your cocktail. Just as you are about to walk down the hall to the vending machine for a mixer, it hits you like a ton of bricks. You still have that warm can of caffeine free diet sprite that you stole from your neighbors' back porch in the wee hours of the morning before you went on that training session for your job. You never drank it on the trip because "ewww, who puts that into their system," I think were the exact words from the girl you've had a crush on for 3 years, but have only had the nerve to tell your little sister about. But enough about little sisters, there's free booze to be had. You go down to the blackjack table and slap your fresh hundred on the table. As you play, the cocktail waitress brings you the tiniest cup of beer you've ever seen. You used a bigger cup to rinse your mouth out during your last dental cleaning. After 5 minutes and 1 thymbol of beer, you've lost your entire hundred as well as your sense of self worth.
Happy Free Liquor is hardly free at all Day!

QOTD: all is vanity

question of the day: do you have vanity plates? what do they say? if you don't, what would you want your vanity plates to say, if you were to get them?

Funny, I don’t need one. It already says 69…LOL No Joke. Otherwise it would say “JOKER”…

NCC-1701F. For my new 2007 Mustang GT. It is the Starship Enterprise's Number. E was the last one. F is the new one. The Mustang GT

no i don't - i have a vanity rim around my license plate though that says "animal liberation"

spicy910

I don’t have vanity plates and would never get them. They have always seemed kind of silly to me.

no, i do not...If i did get them, i would get either KILLED or GFY YFA or BITEME, anything but ZZZYA

Mine would say: "I am a complete moron who expresses my opinions on my car bumper. And anyone who disagrees with my opinion has plenty of opportunity to damage my unattended car. I don't think things through very much. I should be sterilized."

I think vanity plates are stupid. Who the hell cares what your license plate says? I saw a car once that had vanity plates and some kind of praise God bumper sticker. The only thing I could think was "isn't vanity one of the 7 deadly sins?"

My vanity plates say JYX 88L

don't have vanity plates. even though they are super cheesy, i want them one day. i want lots of cars and i want them all to say something fun in different languages..like chalo (means let's go in hindi), yalla (means the same in arabic). one time i saw 'awaara' which means crazy wanderer - i loved it. stuff like that is cool.

Not a fan.

I think vanity plates are stupid! Especially the ones that no one else understands.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

QOTD: it's classic

question of the day: favorite "classic" movie?

"Gung Ho" circa 1986. A harbinger of things to come. Oh why didn't we Americans see what was coming..? As a result GM loses billions in 3 months, Toyota becomes the biggest manufacturer, and now Dell doubles it's Asian customer service contingent. Oh - did I mention that Japan won the World Baseball Classic? Hollywood's always right, people!

Bedtime for Bonzo

raging bull

Rear Window.

oh gosh, casablanca?

Easy Rider

Alfred Hitchcock's "North by Northwest"

Top Hat with Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. Lavish sets, extravagant costumes, and the dancing is amazing. Everything about this movie is exquisite.

cool hand luke, the great escape, and charade

Grease....and not just because the nice girl turns trampy to get the boy. It has some catchy tunes.

night of the living dead

That's tough because I haven't seen too many of the classics. And, of the classics that I have seen I've never really felt the urge to watch any of them again. Gone With the Wind was a bit long. Citizen Kane was interesting. Wizard of Oz was good as a kid. I enjoyed On the Waterfront and Rebel Without a Cause. Some Like It Hot was funny. Some of the Hitchcock movies were good too.

Gone With the Wind and North By Northwest

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure…though Drop Dead Fred is a close second.

Cool Hand Luke.

Black Sheep

“Breakfast At Tiffany’s”…bet you never thought that one would have come from me…

slap shot!!! or scavanger hunt

actually - i did watch an old indian movie yesterday called mughle - e- azam. i watch the songs over and over again. there is one dance move that is insane...

If by classic you mean early I would say The Mark of Zorro (1940) with Tyrone Power and Basil Rathbone...Good Stuff! If on the other hand by classic you mean campy..entertaining...and able to break new ground. I would say Caddyshack...broke a whole golf course worth of new ground at the end....If classic means a catchy phrase about the smell of napalm in the morning and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyrie being broadcast out of helicopters to intimidate the enemy then i would go with Apocalypse Now. Good thing you only asked for one favorite or I would be here all day

The Great Escape

Deep Throat or It's A Wonderful Life

Monday, March 20, 2006

QOTD: unpopular

question of the day: what is your most unpopular opinion?

I prefer to think of my unpopular opinions as having a different perspective.

well thats fairly easy... my opinions of how things are handled here.

"We are all gonna die"

my most unpopular opinion is probably that there is no God

that 80% of humanity sucks

that animal's lives are just as important as human's and therefore should be treated with the same dignity and respect

People who are on welfare who keep popping out kids one after another should be sterilized.

Probably that GWB is not all that bad of a President.

abortion is wrong, but the government doesn't have the right to make it illegal

Hitler had some redeeming qualities. He was a great orator that motivated so many people. He even had a girlfriend, so there's hope out there for everyone!

Vegetables should be engineered to grow in cubes so that they can fit into refrigerators properly. That is my opinion, however unpopular it is..

People really seem to hate it when I rip on religion. I'm good for the sake of being good and if there is a God, he'll know that. It makes me mad when people are only good for their own selfish reasons -- mainly wanting to get into "heaven." People waste so much time praying for things to be fixed when instead, they should be using that time to actually fix the problems themselves. Take homelessness for example. Every Sunday, millions of people gather in their respective houses of worship to pray for humanity, but instead, if those millions of people volunteered for a Habitat for Humanity type of organization, how long do you think it would take until homelessness in America was no longer an issue. A year maybe? Think about it.

i do not express my opinions that would be unpopular at work

That sheep are people too

religion is a snare and a racket!

Friday, March 17, 2006

QOTD: don't worry, i make more than all of you

question of the day: for girls, can you be with a guy who makes less money? for guys, can you be with a woman who makes more money?

if she has mature enough personality to not care about such issues. But yes, while going into a relationship, monetary income would be a big factor. We all have our own pre-conceived cultural notion of a man and a woman

That is my goal in life. Find me a suga-mama so I can sip Mai-Tai’s in the shade on a beach!! Give me a 98 year old silver top and a case of Ensure. I will take care of the rest.. Anna Nicole Smith is the smartest woman I have ever heard of. If she can do it, why can’t I?

I don’t particularly care how much money a guy makes. If he can handle it, I can handle it.

yup

my gf makes $3k more than me. And I love it. It means she isn't hitting me up for cash all the time for getting her nails and hair done or some other girlie thing that is expensive. Her sister is a lawyer that makes twice my pay. I'm considering trading up

I'm searching for a sugar momma who loves sheep

I'm a guy and actually that is my only goal in life. I'd love nothing more than to date a woman that makes a lot of money. I can just relax poolside all day eating bon bons...with my pants off. I also coined the phrase "Sugar Momma."

If I work at this place, I have no choice but to be with women who make more money than me

You betcha!

I can’t be with a guy that makes less money than me for a couple reasons:
1. I don’t make that much, so surpassing my income level is not hard.
2. It would make me nervous if I was the bread-winner in the family – cause if I wanted to stay home and take care of the kid, I’d feel guilty.
Plus – I’m attracted to really ambitious career oriented people – so I don’t think that situation will arise.

I have never dated a dude that made more money than me. I bet it would be nice.

sure - so long as they are passionate about what they do, it doesn't matter how much money they make

i can be Mr. Mom. sign me up. i will have dinner ready when she gets home

Yes, you can be with a woman who makes more money. It's quite nice, actually. I have less education, I work less hard, and I live in the same house as she does.

hell yeah!

That's a silly question. I work here. Obviously my woman makes more money than me.

why would that be such a big deal

there are more important things in the world to worry about than who makes more than who

Thursday, March 16, 2006

QOTD: movie music

question of the day: What song reminds you of a specific movie, and what movie reminds you of a specific song?

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Could Have Lied - reminds me of Amongst Friends. Howard Stern's Private Parts movie, reminds me of AC/DC, You Shook Me All Night.

That’s a hard one. Trite as it may be for my demographic, that Pixies song always reminds me of Fight Club…at least it does now. I never think of movies reminding me of songs, though. Hmm…I’m stumped.

dueling banjo's = deliverance

danger zone = top gun

Sweet Emotion always reminds me of Dazed and Confused.

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith - Armageddon

Song-> movie: Don't You (Forget About Me) -> The Breakfast Club

This is a bit weird. But there's a Mobb Deep song called "Never Goin' Back" off the soundtrack for the movie Any Given Sunday which stars Mr. Al Pacino. That song samples the outro music for the movie Heat starring Mr. Pacino and Mr. Robert De Niro. Any Mobb Deep song reminds me of either of those movies.

glory of love reminds me of karate kid part 2, let go reminds me of garden state, weinerschnitzel, everybody knows, and wave of mutilation remind me of pump up the volume

the song "the best happiness money can buy" by the band "i can make a mess like nobody's business" reminds me of the movie "pretty woman", and vice versa

While not a movie, "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Wings reminds me of the "Lisa the Vegetarian" episode of The Simpsons. The combination of a pig flying thru the air as the closing credits roll and the song plays on top of a backwards-masked lentin soup recipe is quite hilarious.

lunatic fringe....Vision Quest.....not sure of the other

This question poses too much thinking…thinking is hard, and I usually refrain from thinking unless I am getting paid for it. Why should SuperStars have to think?

that celine dion song in titanic (shudder)

In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel reminds me of Say Anything. Eye of the Tiger makes me think of Rocky.

Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) = kill bill

"footloose" reminds me of "footloose". "danger zone" reminds me of "top gun". "twister" reminds me of "human's being".

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

QOTD: you are such a winner

question of the day: have you ever won anything?

I just won the lottery so I am outta here. SCREW YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won some old navy Gift Certif for being the last holding soem ball at trenton thunder game

i won a TiVo at a conference last year... i turned around and sold it to someone else because i didn't think i needed tivo. i regret that. i should have kept it. i also won a bunch of stuff on a game show once.

I won shepherd of the month back in college for digging the irrigation ditch and moving a heard from canada to brazil.

Sure, I won an Academy Award contest a local paper sponsored. I won a team shirt, free movie tickets, and some other junk. I picked the correct movie in 24 of the 25 categories.

At my old job I once won the NCAA tournament pool and the 3rd quarter and final of the Super Bowl pool. I also once competed in the Dizzy Bat competition at a Trenton Thunder game. My friend and I won, and our prize was a free oil change at a local garage.

A pair of tickets to the “Movies at Midnight” like 17 years ago…how depressing!! Thanks for reminding me just how old I really am!!

A few sporting championships here and there, tickets to the premiere of the Howard Stern movie and depending on how you define "winning," I won some gonorrhea this one time. I had that burning feeling that you get when you win something.

no - i have the absolute worst luck. wait, one time i won a goldfish at a carnival and it died the next day. again, worst luck.

I've won concert tickets twice from radio stations. In elementary school, I won a $15 prize for a contest to see whose helium balloon traveled the furthest and had the card returned. So, I've never really won anything terribly exciting.

i won the middlesex county teen arts festival for photography

yea - some bad luck in life

Ok yes but it's bittersweet, so here's my story, sad but true...I've won a couple of [work related] awards...but I think someone was being real shady. I tore those things apart each time and do you think there was a caramel coated popcorn and peanut treat?...much less a surprise?? I give you a resounding NO! I'm sure this criminal mastermind is enjoying their ill gotten gains somewhere on a yacht in the caribbean...but I try not to be too bitter..at least i still have my dignity.

I won $50 playing blackjack on my 21st birthday. Other than my first-place showing in the jump-roping contest in 1st grade, that’s about it. Oh wait…and Clutch/Slayer tickets in college. Wow…I feel like such a winner now.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

QOTD: 10 years

question of the day: think back 10 years ago today...what were you doing?

are you kidding? I can't remeber what I did 10 seconds ago and you want me to remember 10 years? You're on silly b!tch

i was sitting at my desk when [company was somewhere else] probably with my finger up my nose and saying, "wow, i can't believe [company] bought us"....Flash to today...I am sitting here with my finger up my nose saying, "it took [company] long enough to realize they shouldn't have bought us."

I was in my second to last semester at Temple U. learning about this new thing called the internet.

Living in Hoboken, NJ. Starting a new job.

i didn't have to pay for it back then...i can tell you that much. i was actually a polygamist in utah

probably failing a math test, getting ready for graduation, and talking my friend out of dropping out of tech for not getting into the school he wanted. no one likes a tech school dropout.

I was in college (the first time) and probably drunk off my ass. Which would also explain why I'm still taking college classes.

It would have been spring break week in my senior year of college. I can’t remember the details exactly, but I am certain I was drinking and partaking in some herbal refreshment.

I was in college, in class most likely, uhhhhhh probably my Literature class or calculus?

working here

probably recovering from a hangover.

i was in 8th grade - probably freaking out about a test or quiz.

My memory is not that precise. I have no idea. Is there some murder that you are tring to pin on me? Do I have to come up with an alibi? That's insane. OK, OK, I admit it!.... I killed that hooker in vegas and buried her in a shallow grave at the edge of town.

I was tending sheep in my field wondering what I would be doing 10 years from then.....nothing much has changed and I feel depressed....sigh

I was 17 years old and a senior in high school. Somehow, through all of the classes that I failed in my high school career, I still had early release and got out of school at noon everyday. We used to go to my friend's house everyday and race his 4-wheelers through the woods. Those were the good ol' days!

10 years ago I was working as an electrician in PA for peanuts/hour. I was dating a crazy chic that turned out to be on Prozac. I had a fast car and was acquiring a taste for micro brewed beers. Not quite yet a SuperStar…

i was engaged to be married and a full time college student. i called it off 7 days before the ceremony. still never been married.

Monday, March 13, 2006

QOTD: candy

question of the day: what is the best holiday for candy, and what is your favorite kind of candy?

i'm not really a candy person so i don't get candy for holidays. but i guess my favorites are peanut butter twix, pixie sticks and lik-m-aid!

I don't like candy.

favorite candy is reese's pieces and since nobody gives those out for halloween, i will say flag day is the best holiday for candy

Halloween is good for everything, but Easter is fantastic for chocolate. I can’t pick one because it is like comparing apples and oranges. If I want something chocolatey I’ll have chocolate covered pretzels or a Hershey Take 5. It is the best of both of worlds because you have a sweet and a salty. If I want something sweet, but not chocolate then I’ll have Hot Tamales.

easter for jellybeans, halloween for candy corn!

I think Flag day. It doesn't recieve enough credit. http://www.rubber-ducky.com/rockinsheepcandybathbox.html

Best holiday for candy is definitely Halloween. Easter is all about the sugary stuff and Valentine's is more about presentation. But Halloween is all about loads of chocolate - which is my favorite.

I love all holidays but not a big candy person. I do really enjoy these easter eggs which are coconut covered in dark chocolate that my dad used to get for me.

I’m a super-big fan of Cadbury Mini-Eggs. Full-size eggs, not so much…

Memorial Day. .. . That is a great holiday to spend on the beach and thus has the best candy of them all. Eye Candy!!

Halloween of course is the best holiday for Candy because she can dress up as a nurse or a cheerleader or a schoolgirl...well the list goes on.

Halloween. Favorite Chocolate Candy - Snickers. Favorite Straight Sugar Candy - sour watermelon slices.

Normally I'd say easter because of Cadbury creme eggs, but I'd get sick of them if I ate them all year long. Bleeeeh. Besides, easter isn't a real holiday. I'm going to have to go with Reese's peanut butter cups... good on any occasion.

Halloween. I like all type of candy.

Friday, March 10, 2006

QOTD: anywhere but here

question of the day: what would you rather be doing today?

Golf

anything but sitting here....Golf would be most likely

having sex - outside. its nice outside

on a date with selma hyek

shooting golfers.

Fly fishing. Laying in my hammock.

I'd rather be sipping a drink poolside at a nice carribean resort

someone's mom

driving across the country

I would've preferred to sleep in, watch The Price Is Right, then ride my motorcycle to the beach for a few beers and some funnel cake.

I am working from home, but I would rather not be working at all. I would like to be on a golf course with an ice cold beer in my hand.

Nothing other than what I am doing only 3 times faster

i'd rather be punching a hooker in the nose

Eating nachos in the sunshine.

I would rather be sipping Mai Tai on a beach, soakin in the rays…with the editor of The NJ Office

Anything else than being here

I'd rather be fishing.

QOTD: subscription

question of the day: do you subscribe to any magazines? which ones?

i used to subscribe to glamour, cosmo, psychology today, and time - but i can't afford it anymore.

TIME, Consumer Reports

Time, Golf Digest, Readers Digest

i subscribe to newsweek and businessweek. business week is awesome, everyone should read it! and if i could - i'd also get conde nast traveler, national geographic, and india today.

juggs and high-times

Believer, Interview, the Sun, and the Oxford American. I tried to pretend I was going to read the New Yorker for a while, but it just stressed me out. That’s a lot of crap to read every week!

Uh, yeah. I'm a magazine junkie. I subscribe to SELF, Golf Magazine, Golf for Women Magazine, Entrepreneur Magazine, ESPN Magazine (which just keeps showing up and I don't really want), Harper's Bazzar, Food & Wine and Conde Nast Traveler Magazine.

I subscribe to Maxim for my intellectual side and to Sound & Vision magazine for my technogeek side.

right now, nothing. i used to subscribe to alternative press and blender, but i wouldn't have any time to read books then.

"The sheep's wool - a tragic tale of master and slave"

Yes, I subscribe to Cycle World, Chicks with ***** and Guns n' Ammo.

The Sporting News and Backstreets

yep... cooking light is the only one for now

Actually, no... right now i have no active subscriptions... (except for some free ones I get at work) but i have subscribed to all sorts of crap in the past... Wired, Time, National Geographic, MAD, Business 2.0, Playboy, Maxim, GQ, Esquire, Mens Health, and others that I can't even remember right now.

In Style, Newsweek, and Sports Illustrated

None. I choose to pay the extra 60% more by buying them at the newsstand. Thanks for reminding me!! There is nothing better than spending money unnecessarily. Otherwise, I plan on subscribing to Guitar World Acoustic, Guitar World, and Guitar One. Like I have planned on for the last 15 years.

Newsweek, National Geographic, Bird Talk, PC Magazine, PC World, Prevention.

Golf Digest

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

QOTD: nj office idol

question of the day: if you were to try out for american idol, what song would you sing?

johnny cash - get rhythm or the misfits - last caress

i would sing Aqualung by Jethro Tull

That’s easy! South of Heaven, by Slayer. There really needs to be more metal on idol.

well either Where There's a Whip There's a Way by Faster Pussycat or Drum Machine by Too Much Joy

I would never participate

Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond.

Get Along Little Doggie

"Nappy Dugout" by Ice Cube

This one is easy..When thinking of The NJ Office editor, I would sing The Divinyls, “Touch myself”…

Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa

I would sing 'Wind Beneath My Wings' while thinking about the question asker...and hookers who like dudes with small *****

foolish games by jewel

Not gonna try

I would probably sing the easiest song I could think of because I'm a crappy singer.

i can't sing for sh!t - so i'd never try out. singing well is a skill i wish i had though. if i tried out - i'd make it with the preseason idiots they make fun of and i'd sing Let Go or something, i dunno...

I would sing anythnig by Michael Bolton.

Ice-T's "Girls L.G.B.N.A.F." I can't sing all that well, so I might as direct some of the scorn towards the material that I selected. BTW.... "Girls, let's get buck naked and f..."

PINK FLOYD LYRICS - Sheep

Lil John-Get Low, the one that goes, to the sweat, skeet, skeet, skeet

let's get drunk and screw

I would sing "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" by Big & Rich. It is both inappropriate and fun.

Uncle F*cker- off of the South Park Soundtrack

wang dang sweet poontang" by Ted Nugent"

"I am too fly for a Brown guy"

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

QOTD: no need to argue

question of the day: what was the last major argument you were in about, and did you win?

so ralphie was there showing off his new watch to me and some of the other sheep. He told me it was a tag watch and he bought it off ebay. I took one look at it and told him it was a fake. Of coure this didn't sit well with him. We went back and forth until I finally got the screen name of the person he bought it off and found out it was my brother. he had gone to NY to buy "tag look-a-like" watches for $10 a piece and then was going to sell them on ebay. I won

I fought with spell check: "NOOOOOOO.....that's a person's name spell check!!! You are SOOOOO dumb spell check!!! I was right YOU were wrong!!! oh that is how you spell Wednesday....

no one wins arguments, everyone usually gets aggravated. i argue here cuz i get paid to, and i dont argue much at home

The last major arguement I was in was about 3 years ago with my ex-girlfriend over me being allowed to do what I want. I won the arguement, but lost her. Who cares though, I can do what I want now!!

lover not a fighter

seems like i'm arguing everyday about something (usually something stupid). yesterday i got yelled at for being lazy. it was a one way conversation and i lost big time.

I’m totally too old for this, but it was probably with my little brother. As for winning, that doesn’t really happen with him. He should become a lawyer. Or a PR agent.

I fought the other day with my father regarding the town where I grew up and its lack of opportunity for young people. He was defending it and I was saying what a crap place it was to grow up which is why no everyone goes to college and never comes back. I don’t think either of us won, it was more of a draw.

over whether someone can die from a broken heart - and its still going on - so i don't know if i'll win

Duck season vs. Wabbit season. My competitor cleverly turned the argument around on me and I wound up losing.

i always win! the last one was about [a work project]... not sure how you can put that into the blog without giving me away

I told those neighborhood kids to get off of my lawn, and they complied.

currently i'm refusing to work on something because they are not giving me what i need to do my job. and whenever they come over for help, i give non-answers

not really an argument, but someone tried to make fun of my **** size on a question of the day. i'll win when they see what i did to their house.

this morning, mom wants me to get married. And it was a tie. Argument got postponed

the last major argument i had was with my mom over the way that we talk to each other. she has a tendancy to tell me what to do because "she knows best" and i have a very short fuse about being told what to do. recently, she decided to tell me who i can and cannot date or who acceptable choices are - i'm 29 for f*&% sake! so, we rant at each other a lot and she forgets that i'm a "grown up" more often than not. i win because i say so... just don't tell her i said that.

I was arguing with my parents over them trying to control my younger sisters daily decisions, as she is 22 and has a right to do what she wants regardless of their wishes. And yes I won. I always win. I’m a SuperStar.

Monday, March 06, 2006

QOTD: maybe this was too personal

question of the day: what is one random thing about you that people you work with would be surprised to know?

that I am extreme political firebrand and wear those opinions quite loosely on my sleeves

There are no surprises for me as a shepherd....its all eat...sleep...walk...the end

that I banged your mom last night

I can blow bubbles with my tongue (without drinking soap or anything).

That I am easy to work with

my name means blue.

i want to go on mtv made - and be made into a break dancer

i am a fully ordained minister and can perform legally binding marriage ceremonies. so don't mess with me.

i don't think there is anything they do not know. other than i am planning on killing everyone

I've collected monkey spunk for the sake of scientific advancement. It wasn't a pretty time in my life, but I was young, innocent, and needed the money. Actually, I didn't really get paid in currency...

that i'm a hooker - and XXXX who works here who always talks about hookers - he comes to me all the time and he has a small xxxx

I won the jump-rope endurance contest in first-grade field day.

hmmmm..... two things, I had a life threatening illness when I was in High School... and that I did a few commercials when I was in grade school that aired in London.

it would be a dream of mine to meet charles manson

I used to be a DJ on a local radio station where I grew up. I hosted the Saturday Night Dance Mix from 7pm-12. The first two hours I took requests and the last three hours was a pre-recorded disco show. It was during the time that the Macarena was in and I hated that damn song! I would always start off the show with it so when the little 12-year old girls called I could tell them “sorry, I already played it!”

i used to be a pre-school teacher

That I am really not as nice as they thing I am; there is a dark side.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my t#sticles. There really is nothing like a shorn scr*tum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

i was on a game show.

I cut myself to feel pain.

Friday, March 03, 2006

QOTD: now you are old

question of the day: what things about yourself were you most surprised by as you’ve gotten older?

country music isn't all evil

How big my belly is

I have hair everywhere except on top of my head

the nut bra is a great idea

that i have become even more unlike the rest of my family. everyone in my family is similar in many ways (politics, ideals, etc.) and i'm completely opposite as all of them

that I still like 12 year old girls

I'm surprised I've been a been able to talk about sheep for over a month now. I'm surprised that my maturity level hasn't increased the slightest bit since I turned 14.

Today, kids have so much easier than when we were young.

I don’t feel old. I still like music. I don’t have kids. I’m still figuring out what to do when I’m older!

that i don't live up to my own standards/expectations and that i miss my innocence really badly - i just want it back.

I can't eat like I used to, unless I buy bigger pants.

I've been the most surprised by the way that I've matured into an adult. I've always been smart, but in High School, I just never cared about doing the work. I knew I could ace the tests and pass anyway, without doing all of the homework, so I figured, why even try? During college, I developed my work ethic and by my senior year, I was getting A's in all of my classes. Who knew that a little effort would go such a long way? I definitely kept the momentum going as I transitioned into the working world.

FAT most definitely, its all-over the place

my tastes have definitely changed. i find myself doing things or saying things or listening to things or interested in things i would have never thought i would like. in many cases its good, as i feel i've become more open minded, but in some ways its bad because i really don't want to grow up

the older I get, the bigger and fatter my schwanzola gets. Who would have thunk it?

I somehow thought everything would be different. Like at a certain age there would be some switch that was flipped and it would suddenly notify me that I was an adult. Instead everything happened gradually. Got my first real job, I bought a car, bought a house, moved in together, got engaged, got married etc. There was never that one defining moment I thought would happen that would signal, adult status. That and all of the grey hair I’ve started getting.

My hair loss

10) I lived past 30
9) I am not in jail
8) Divorced already?
7) Some company was stupid enough to make me an Assistant VP
6) I bought a FORD
5) I choose to move to NJ
4) I have grey hair, but not bald
3) Older women aren’t that appealing anymore
2) I still look DAMN good
1) I await the QOTD email

Thursday, March 02, 2006

QOTD: fancy $40, bro?

question of the day: what would you do with $40?

Fill my gas tank

Same thing I do with the $40 I get every payday - whores.

I'd buy $40 worth of sheep pockets.....mmmmmm

That's good for twice a week for 6 months with [coworker]'s mom!!!

$40 isn’t getting me very far, but since it is found money I’d probably put it towards cigarettes.

Lap Dance $23, Pack of Smokes $6, 1 hand of Blackjack $5, French Toast slam from Denny's 6$ -- satisfying all of my vices -- priceless.

The same thing I do every day, Pinky, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

buy 40 realdolls

I'm sure there's something at Best Buy that I don't really need but will end up with anyway.

depends on what she would do for $40...

Fancy 40 corndogs, bro.

probably nothing - i am a saver. and when i buy - i buy big.

I'd run directly to the liquor store and buy a bottle of my favorite Irish Whiskey. It costs $45 though so can I borrow 5 bucks?

i would put it in the Las Vegas fund. I am not spending ANY money until Vegas baby!

Good question…
Top Ten for things I would do with $40
10) Treat the office to McDonald’s $1 menu
9) Go NUTS at the $1 Store
8) Pay The NJ Office editor to be my friend
7) Buy 4 cases of Miller Light, or one case of import
6) Pick up a pair of new undies as I just soiled the ones I have on
5) Buy 2 Lap Dances
4) Take it to Canada’s duty free shop for cheap booze
3) Buy 4,000 pieces of penny candy
2) Exchange it for pesos and bury it in the yard as buried treasure
And the #1 thing to do with $40…
1) In singles, make NJ Office editor dance for it, (shiny heads turn me on)

pay $1 to yo momma for sex for spend the rest on beer

guess i would keep it in my wallet and end up spending it on food and cigarettes

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

QOTD: your name

question of the day: when you google your name, what comes up? are there any results that are actually about you? what have other people who share your name done? (please be as anonymous as possible)

Googling my name results in close to 3 million hits....Pretty sure none of them are about me. Others with my name are award winning doctors, swimmers, radio persons, authors, and even one flyfishing expert..It has now become my goal to have at least one of the 3million about me..Thanks a lot question man, one more thing on my list of things to do before I die..

Someone who shares my name is a world expert, champion, and author at one of those crazy kids' card games.

I don't have any results that are actually about me (I try to keep everything on the downlow), but I have just found out that there's a women's shoe named after me! Imagine that! Question of the day has helped me realise my 15 minutes...

I get 1 result, as a result of being original webmaster of an organization. Theres no one who shares my name J

If I Google my married name, nothing comes up that is related to me. If I Google my maiden name there is a link to a website with pictures of our informal rehearsal dinner/barbeque from the night before our wedding. My husband’s cousin maintains a family website and Google pulls the information from there. Nothing like having the world to be able to see me sitting there chowing down with a plate full of food in just about every picture.

My name is more popular than I thought, but then again I am a “SuperStar”, so that would make perfect sense. There is a news anchor with my first name and a weatherman with my last name, on the same news show, who pop up a lot. Other than finding family members in local newspapers (graduations and such) I specifically do not appear, unless you look for criminal convictions. My fame has not yet caught up with me…

There is a person with my exact name that is a therapist or something with a PhD, and she has written many books. Sounds like a nerd with a ton of money. bummer for me.

apparently i was on the titanic, a baseball player, an actor, and a photographer.

only thing that comes up is a tribute i did for my relative who died on 9-11. nobody else in the world has my name-they mispelled our last name when my family came over from ellis island - so i truly am one of a kind!

lucky for me, my last name is pretty unique. There aren't any other people with my name in Google besides my dad. If I do it just on my name in quotes, I get a bunch of programming stuff I've contributed to places and a few magazine interviews I did several years ago on technology stuff. Using just my last name usually gets me some good stuff about my cousins, aunts, and uncles.

there are almost 400 results that are actually of me, across about 60 different sites. that makes me famous. *bows*

Nothing about me. My last name is a popular first and middle name, so It's just results where my name is incorporated as two parts to a three-part name. I assume that they are all assassins by trade, as we always know all three parts of an assassin's name.

There actually is one result that is about me. One of my classmates from college posted a research paper that we did on an underground coal mine fire in Centralia, PA (even though the town is abandoned, it's still a cool place to visit because there is smoke rising from cracks in the ground). The worst is the guy that used my name as a URL. He has one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes going on. I hate him and may have to bloody another one of my clown suits.

There's a bunch of articles about a serial rapist, but those are about me. The first few I get are about a musician, a rabbi, and a shoe designer. Sounds like the first line of a bad joke. No references to me, though.

so embarassing - this thing i wrote in high school - a sentence or two is posted on some environmental site, but the english is terrible. and nothing else really comes up. so if someone google'd me thinking i'm cool and wanted to see if i have published anything or won any awards - that won't be found -- but some dumb sentence i wrote in hs for homework will.

My picture at the post office, you know the wanted poster. Why do they put pictures in the post office anyway. Shouldn't they put them on a stamp so at least the carriers could see if they find a match