Rules of the NJ Office blog

Rule # 1 -- There IS no office blog.

Rule # 2 -- There is NO office blog.

Rule # 3 -- If by chance there is an office blog, you do not talk about the office blog in the office.

Rule # 4 -- You do not know who writes for the blog (see questions)

Rule # 5 -- When commenting or posting to the office blog, you do not use real names of companies, people, or situations. If you must use some kind of designation, use initials that have nothing to do with the identity they are protecting. (ie, “so DP and LH were screwing around today…”)