Happy Are you as scared of that creepy guy at work as I am Day!

The day starts off just like every other day as you come in from the cold and remove your overcoat to reveal your fancy new outfit. You haven't repeated an outfit since the first day you started this job and you're not about to start now. You have standards 'and that's about the only thing we have to go on in this crazy, mixed up world' you mutter to yourself as you fire up the first coffee pot of the day.
A few hours pass and you know, as sure as you are that no one else has the same shoes as you, that he WILL be making his morning rounds soon. You bring up some computer programs to make it look like you are super busy and can not be disturbed. We all know that you've tried this little plan in the past, but never with any success. Tap, tap, tap, clang, clang, clang, you know he's coming and you can hear the nicknames being made up on the spot and yelled across an office floor that is more quiet than the library that you got kicked out of when you were 15 for making spit balls. Those were the good old days. The days where creepy guys never looked in your direction, mainly because they were waiting for you to be over 18, most of them anyway.

"Hey powderpuff" he exclaims as your cheeks fill with blood like a crazed mosquito on a hot summer day.

'Easy' you tell yourself as the thoughts trickle through your mind of what his basement/torture chamber must look like.

"Put the lotion in the bucket!!"

Happy Are you as scared of that creepy guy at work as I am Day!