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QOTD: later losers

question of the day: what has been your favorite question asked? favorite answers?

you miss the sheep don't you?

ummmmmm......the one where most of us answered "you will go blind" the person who has a fascination with sheep and hookers...they were all funny

i can't come up with a single question (considering there were hundreds) but i have to say you had quite a few philosophical questions that i actually had to sit and think about before i responded - i really enjoyed those - and the ones i got to be political and start fights on the board about

the one about which [company] employee I'd most want to stalk

the stomach punching question was great, all the questions asked about my weekend, the SAT question had great replies

"what do your nipples look like?" that was a great one! Not an answer, but I liked the comment on "my family came over FROM Ellis Island".... "That must have been some ferry ride."

Sometimes crappy potato chips are really good potato chips in disguise.

question of the day: do you believe in aliens (life on other planets)? why or why not? A: I think you might be an alien.

“What products would you never buy generic?”
“which countries have the best/worst food?”

ack -i want to look through the blog and really find my favorites, but its taking too long. but generally, i liked the food and traveling related questions. some of my favorite questions are: 'if you could have only one, what would you pick between books, music, or beer, and why?', 'do you have any tattoos? if yes, what are they?', 'what is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while at work?' . and the best answer of all time was when someone said 'my boo' (referring to his gf) in an answer.. and books=brains=success=money=women to the above mentioned question.

qotd: wordsworth

question of the day: what words/phrases do you hate/love?

I love the phrase: Drive it like you stole it and Drop the kids off at the pool.
I hate all corporate speak, Synergy, Core Ideology, Go the extra mile (where the f*ck am I going?), Caveat, Holistic view??? I gotta stop, I'm getting nauseous typing this.

thankfully, the "that's hot" has gone away - i freakin hate paris hilton

I've grown fond of saying "I don't care, I do what I want" in the voice of a 12 year old girl that wants to get pregnant and is appearing on jerry springer

i hate all office lingo (i.e on my radar, keep it offline, shoot me an email, et al)
i pretty much love all british and australian lingo because its weird

R U nuuuupid?

load chunks always gets a laugh from me, also clob and blob, and chron jobs. also i've taken up saying "later losers!" whenever i leave

I love the word sherbet. It is just fun.
Curmudgeon is a good one too.
And my favorite curse word is: f_ckwankerbuggersh!ttinga$$headinahole.

whatevs. do people actually say this in real life?

whatever dude. love it

I love the word "phenomenon". It always reminds me of the singing alien-looking muppets on Sesame Street that sang "muh-nah-muh-nah". I hate poor grammar, like "I seen him" and when my fellow Philadelphians say stuff like "you'se". I also hate when older white people try to use urban slang, especially when it is really old like "don't go there" and "get your" blank "on". Or if they say "Fitty Cent". IT'S "FIFTY" !!!

I hate the word "utilize". It means the exact same thing as the word "use". For chrissake, use the 3 letter word! The people that use "utilize" are just trying to act smart (b/c they're not) and are reprehensible. Line 'em all up and shoot those losers. Darwinism, yay!

nipples

i hate 'yo momma' jokes. i hate 'coo' or 'kewl' or 'word'. 'word is bond' is the worst. i do like using 'yo', 'what's shaking', 'peace in the middle east', 'shake whatcha momma gave ya', 'too cool for school' - i could answer this question forever... so that's it.

I hate the n*gger word and all the issues surrounding it. Because the whole context changes with the color of the skin of the person using it and how much slang is added to it (ex. n*gga...). If a specifically colored person can't use the slang version (which has a different context then the originating word) in hearing range of the opposite color skinned person because that is seen as r@cest (even though they can use the slang version), then neither colored skin person should use it (but yet it appears that a person of a colored skin that is in between the two (nationality doesn't matter) seems to be able to use it when ever they want). And as far as the originating word, no one should use it...EVER.

i hate it when people call me dawg. WTF is that about?
i love it when boyfriends call me honey, baby, sweetie. I don't know why, I just do.

Love to say: Isabella Rossellini
Hate hearing people say: Artsy

QOTD: i'm probably only going to ask maybe one or two more questions

question of the day: what are you doing/being for halloween?

4 state killing spree

fence builder

Doing: my girlfriend
Being: a stud

i'm gonna be a drunk, drunk

i'm dressing up like [coworker]

The loser at a strip poker game. All it takes is a barrel or a cardboard box.

i am doing/being nothing for halloween becasue i am a boring turd with no life. i might get drunk, so i could be a wino for halloween.

either a girl scout or a boxer. i don't have the sash - so i'd have to make it OR i could just buy boxing gloves and myself some trouble.

I'm going to a wedding. Lame, I know. I was thinking about getting a Halloween themed tie though. Corny, I know.

Sorry, not my cup of tea..

QOTD: personality profile

question of the day: what is your worst personality trait?

flatulence

anger issues/impatience.

well - i think its my best and my worst - i'm extremely opinionated and passionate - so i tend to really get worked up over a lot of topics. oh yeah - and i think the other one is that i'm pretty darn lazy

laziness, i lack patience, and sometimes i think i'm pyscho

what's this, a freakin interview!? I think I'm a perfectionist, and I spend too much time on my work... blah blah blah. Just kidding, I am perfect, flawless in every way!

perfectionist

As perceived by others...... I don't have much of a filter. I pretty much say what I'm thinking. When I win an argument, I let it known that I won... repeatedly.

I'm impatient, which leads to frustration and anger, my other 2 bad personality traits.

A bit compulsive on the organization side. When things don’t go according to plan I get very, very annoyed.

I am too nice

QOTD: even better would be a question about zombie clones

question of the day: if you cloned yourself and then killed the clone, is that murder or suicide?

LOL!!! Murder.because you have to kill youreself, the one that mad ethe decision for it to be suicide. the clone didn't know you were going to kill it so it's murder. the clone didn't decide to die. i decided to kill the clone.

murder. because killing a separate entity is murder. doy.

Murd*r I guess…or M*rder…hard to say ;)

i think it would be a murder suicide. because you killed yourself but yourself was another person..

murder clearly

why would i want to kill the clone? having two of me around would be awesoem

Neither, a clone isn't a real person. It would be the equivalent of killing a desk lamp.

You need to take it easy on the brownies my friend. If the clone is a conscience being, then I would say it is murder. If the clone was harvested to give me good organs to replace my bad ones, then it is suicide. Too intense for a Monday morning.. I haven't even woken up yet.

murd*r

QOTD: flogging a dead horse

question of the day: do you think that if george w. bush never became president, the terrorist attacks on 9/11 would have happened regardless? why or why not?

I don’t believe they would have happened... http://st911.org/

oh of course - they had that long planned out - things with the terrorists would be the same no matter who was in office - at least up until that point - however, hatred has mounted since bush being in office by him going into Iraq with really no just cause except for finish up what his daddy didn't finish -so we are all more vulnerable and unsafe because Bush is in office. hey - i didn't vote for him - don't blame me.

I could tell you my answer, but then I'd have to fly a plane into your stomach.

yes. the planning of 9/11 has been going on for years before george w come on board. i think his repsonse since then has been terrible though. and it will ultimately lead to a wide spread american hatred and another grand attack.

probably, because everyone hates us. regardless of the idiot that runs our country.

I think they would have happened no matter who was president. These people hate our whole way of life. A different president isn't going to change that. Many more people hate us now than before 9/11/01. That is Bush's fault.

Yes, it was a previous target, and the govenment was (and still is) a mess of over-paid under-performing dopes with no accountabilty.

No idea.