QOTD: pick it up

question of the day: what are some funny/lame/awful/cheesy pickup lines you have heard? has anyone ever tried to pick you up with a lame/funny line, and did it work?

you dont sweat to much for a fat chick

is your dad a dealer, cause you're dope to me

at a taco bell once, I used the line: "hey baby, I like my food the way I like my women... cheap and greasy. How 'bout you and I split a number 7 combo?" Okay, I'm lying. I never used that line. I will someday though.

i myself have never used one but i have heard quite a few of them (too many to list)...I am trying to think of the worst one i ever heard...Can't think of it though

"hey don't i know you??" it actually works slightly - cause you will actually talk to the person a little bit to see if you actually do know them - but then you realize you have no idea who they are and they dont know you and its just a cheesy pick-up line-and you walk away

Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you use Windex on your pants? Because I can see myself in them. Nice dress. That would look even better crumpled up on my floor. Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?

“Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” “Come here often?” And no they never worked. A simple “hello” would suffice. Hmm, an odd choice of question today. Are you looking for some new material? ;)

Would you like to [sexual action] my [body part]? Sometimes it works, sometimes you get slapped.

i don't think anyone has ever used a "pick up" line on me. usually people just introduce themselves and that is that.

on my last vacation - my friend and i were hanging out at a beach bar and this guy was paying particular attention to my friend. at some point during the night - he wrote her a note - "if looks cud kill u'd be in jail". we hung out with the guy and his friends all night...so it probably worked to a degree. but that's probably cause we wanted more stupid notes to laugh at. and one time i dressed up as ketchup for halloween, and several guys said they wish they were mustard.

Any line that a woman uses on me works. The most common..”Hey Jack@ss, DRINK!!”
Top 10 that I use..
10) You look finer than a new set of snow tires
9) What’s your sign, hopefully not STOP
8) How was the weather when you left heaven this morning, cause heaven must be missing an angel..
7) Have we met somewhere? State Pen maybe?
6) Excuse me, are you a model?
5) I couldn’t help noticing you noticing me noticing you…err, uhm, what was I saying
4) You know what would look good on you? Me..
3) You wouldn’t happen to have to have a little Polish in you? No, would you like to?
2) You have a fantastic hiney. I want to be on you..
And my #1….
1) Hey little girl, I’ve got candy…