Friday, February 17, 2006

QOTD: that's just morbidly obese

question of the day: best/worst way to die?

Best: In my sleep. Worst: On a sinking ship

Ooh…well, they all kinda suck, I suppose. In your sleep/at the gaping jaws of some wild animal.

fire/drown, best is in ur sleep... that's not ur best ques of the day there

driving naked off a bridge with the tunage cranked to 11/being eaten alive by zombies or something, turning into a zombie yourself, and going off and drowning in a burning lake.

best: in your sleep of old age. worst: cancer or a flesh eating virus

Never/Christmas

worst ishaving your skin peeled off layer by layer best would have to be orgy mishap

Duh. Best = in my sleep. Worst = awake.

Best: Like Kenny Rogers said in The Gambler, The best thing you can hope for is to die in your sleep. Worst: Either drowning or being burned. I’d rather not be aware of the process when it is happening.

Best way to die... playing cones, the sport I love. Worst way to die, winning at cones 7-5 and having my opponent throw a ringer to win the game (and then having a heart attack)

Best: during sex. Worst: being smothered by a fat woman during sex.

worst way would be by fire because of the pain. Best way would be to just die in your sleep....Or, to get trampled by a flock of sheep and hookers....Oh, another bad way would be if [coworker] farted on you.

Best way to die: after some good lovin', in your sleep...with your pants off. Worst way to die: your parachute doesn't open and you land in an alligator farm.

between two female coworkers/Looking at [coworker]

Best not to die. Best way: To notify that one is passing away at so and so time and then pass away naturally. Worst way – To know ahead of time

3 Comments:

At 1:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best: In sleep with my last check bouncing..got no family to leave my $$$ to..
Worst: Falling off of a cliff, burning, landing on a large cheese grater sliding board(still alive), lifting off (still some skin left, but burning) into a ring of AIDS, Herpes, Genetial Worts (and going full blown immediately, with some skin left but burning), twirling down 1000 feet to hit solid concrete with a layer of broken glass and bounce breaking all bones (still alive, only now with SDTs, almost all skin grated off and still burning), landing on 3 obese old women (who are stinky) only to be almost completely smothered between 6 sweaty breasts (still alive, only smothered, SDTed, grated and burned) and finally rolling into the ocean (salt water..yum) where I drown while being eaten by sharks, baracuda and jellyfish.

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

whats the obese woman's number?

 
At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will get some for ya..and SDT should actually be STD...

 

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