QOTD: joking

question of the day: tell me a joke?

so, these two sharks are in the ocean eating a clown, and the one shark says: does this taste funny to you?

Proper decorum restricts me from telling you a joke

why was the peanut crying? b/c it was a salted

what did the baby corn say to the momma corn? ...where's pop corn?

- A penguin takes his car into the shop and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out.
- What kind of car?
- What kind of...a damn penguin car alright? Anyway, he goes across the street to the 7-11 to kill some time and get an ice cream. Penguins love ice cream.
- Really?
- Sure. But because he's got no hands the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak.
- This goin' somewhere?
- so, he goes back to the mechanic, the guy tells him, "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin tells him, "no, that's just a little ice cream."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

What do lawyers use as birth control? - their personalities.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick.

hey....I got a good joke...[coworker] still has a job

Yo mama so fat, her finger nails got stretch marks..
Yo mama’s hair so dry, it looks like ramen noodles..
What happens when a politician takes Vi@gra? He gets taller..
To think, there are 200,000 battered women, and I am still e@ting mine plain..

2 cowboys are playing chess. ha ha

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!