QOTD: get fired

question of the day: fill in the blank! if it didn't get me fired, i would _____

wear pajamas and slippers to work. Now if the question were: If I didn't get caught, I would ______. (steal the big plasma monitor in the lobby)

take a 3 hour nap every day

have sex with a donkey in [name of conference room], and punch you in the face for asking such retarded questions

Punch the guy who keeps sending me the question of the day

watch porn all day long

not show up to work for a month.

look for a better job online all day

say exactly what i'm thinking. and kick people.

more often say exactly what I was thinking

...tell people what I really think of their ill-concieved projects. No, wait, I do that already! That is why i'll never be promoted here.

leave at noon everyday

Never go to work!

I would come to work in my pajamas, carrying a pillow and a blanket.

Order a laptop with a wireless broadband card and sit on the beach, drink mai tai's and work till I am good and tan, takin in all the eye candy that is humanily possible...

it'd be cool to be able to wear whatever i want...like flip flops and summer skirts

If it didn't get me fired, I would park my car in the lobby.