Happy You Use Your Outside Voice All The Time Day!

You've never been a terribly soft-spoken person and it's never been a problem, until now. You were recently fired from your sleep study job because during an intense session, you were gabbing on and on about that Red Sox game that you took your annoying children to.

And I'm not using the word "annoying" loosely in the slightest bit. At the last company picnic, your kids tried to pick a fight with one of the Vice Presidents. They were relentlessly picking on him for his horrible softball skills. They made him feel like he was 9 years old again, when he tried out for a youth baseball league and got beamed in the chest with a 55 mph pitch from the neighborhood bully. The bully said it was an accident, but the VP knew that he did it on purpose and swore that day that no one would ever heckle his sporting skills again.

He would've fired you at the picnic, but that's not what this picnic was all about. Picnics are a time for teamwork and love, not a time to settle old scores with the neighborhood bully. He knew that you and your booming voice would screw things up eventually at the Serene Sleep and Study Center.

Last week, you went on an interview at the Public Library and they really loved you. You had laryngitis when you went in for the interview, lucky for you. Beware though, they are going to fire you before lunch.

Happy You Use Your Outside Voice All The Time Day!