Recent emails and IMs

We all know that the IT department is reading our emails and now even our IMs. They’re working hard over there. It’s probably pretty time consuming to read everything all of us sends all day. So in the spirit of making the daily grind easier for my fellow co-workers, I’m going to periodically summarize the best of my emails and IMs.

This way the IT department can come right to this site to see how I’ve been goofing off at work.

Here are some recent digital conversations:

me (5/10/2006 11:07:23 AM): this team aside from me, is made up of misfits
me (5/10/2006 11:07:44 AM): it's like the island of misfit toys from the rudolph reindeer cartoon
me (5/10/2006 11:08:15 AM): "I'm a Charlie in the box "
me (5/10/2006 11:08:18 AM): "I’m a pink elephant with polka dots "
co-worker (5/10/2006 11:08:18 AM): ;-)
me (5/10/2006 11:08:32 AM): Dude, I watch too many kid shows


me (5/10/2006 10:38:32 AM): If that chick wasn’t a woman, I’d kick her in the nutes
me (5/10/2006 10:38:35 AM): Make that nuts
me (5/10/2006 10:38:53 AM): Actually, I’m gonna stick with “nutes”
me (5/10/2006 10:38:53 AM): That chick has the biggest “nutes” I ever seen


me (5/10/2006 11:11:02 AM): My email address is scott@slowass.net. Spam me harder! *moan*



co-worker (5/10/2006 11:27:21 AM): oooh, you have a sister?
me (5/10/2006 11:27:52 AM): yes, Bruce Willis.


I actually have to go back to your house at lunch to get my slash card. I must have left it in yesterday's pants. If only I was wearing yesterday’s pants today. But no, stupid me is wearing today’s pants.


Tell me about it, man. I gotta wake my ass up at 6:00 a.m. every day this week, drag up to Las Colindas. Yeah, I'm doin' the drywall up there at the new McDonald's