Thursday, May 11, 2006

QOTD: embarrassment

question of the day: what was your most embarrassing moment from high school or college?

whoa....waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many to count. Besides, i am in total denial, so I have had none.

the day everyone found out that I let my cat eat tunafish out of my vagina

hmm probably would be my first weekend away at school and getting busted for underage drinking in the dorms....yeah, i was cool haha

In high school - 10th or 11th grade - I was feeling sick in class. I was trying to make it through class, but realized I couldn't. I raised my hand and asked if I could go to the bathroom because I felt sick. I got up and started walking to the door, but didn't make it. Luckily, it was a science class and there was a sink in the room. I puked right in the sink in front of the teacher and the whole class.

I had partied at colleges before, but this was my first time as an actual college student. It was the first weekend after classes started and I was in some weird house, drinking beers and doing keg stands. I backed up to make room for people to get by and accidentally knocked this big wooden clock off of the wall. The whole party stopped (I swear, I heard the record scratch) and everyone was staring at me, laughing and clapping for the wonderful job that I had done. Either that, or the time I woke up in Bruce Willis' dorm room...with my pants off.

i guess showing up late (2 days) for a mid-term. same class...had a friend in it...some girl sitting behind us very "bitchily" asked us if we could shut up....so, my friend wrote "bitch f*ck" on his notepad with an arrow pointing to her and showed me...Well, she saw it too

My freshman year of college I got really, really drunk and was pretty much incapacitated. Someone helped me back to the dorm and they put me in bed. Somehow I rolled out of bed onto the hard floor and landed face first. I had a golf ball sized knot above my eyebrow and bust a blood vessel in my eye. They couldn’t wake me up and they called for an ambulance. When it arrived, I was drunk and belligerent and refused treatment. My parents got the ambulance bill and were none to pleased. From that point on everyone knew me as the girl who made the ambulance come to the dorm.

Once I made the mistake of wearing a white bathing suit to swimming class. Another time I saw other classmates pulling out their notes while taking a test. I then assumed that I missed an announcement or something so I pulled out my notes as well. After the test, I then raised my hand to confirm that the test was an open note test. Yeah, it wasn’t… I got an “F” for Freakin Idiot..

we had a substitute teacher for one of the classes, and we were just going to watch a video. my friends had just completed their skateboard/bmx/whatever video magazine, and i had a copy with me, but hadn't had a chance to watch it yet. i asked the sub if we could put that in, and he said it would be ok. within the first 3 seconds, there was a shot of a girl lifting up her shirt, "girls gone wild" style. the sub ran over to the machine and quickly turned it off, and he was so mad! he was literally shaking. i was embarrassed, because at that point it looked like porn, when really that was the only thing on the whole tape.

oh god...i got REALLY drunk on frangelico and vanilla vodka and locked myself in the bathroom beacuse i had to throw up. apparently i fell asleep on the bathroom floor with my skirt around my ankles, and was so deeply unconscious that i didn't respond to anything. so, my roommates decided to break down the door because one of them wanted his toothbrush. i had 11 roommates, and 8 were dudes, and they had a lot of dude friends. all of these people were standing outside the door to see me at my worst. awesome.

After a high school boyfriend and I broke up, he got a tattoo with my name in a heart (no lie) and proceeded to chase me aruond the school, trying to show it to me. That pretty much sucked...and no, I never saw it.

I don't recall having one. If I recover that memory in therapy, I'll let you know about it then.

3 Comments:

At 9:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"apparently i fell asleep on the bathroom floor with my skirt around my ankles, and was so deeply unconscious that i didn't respond to anything."

"the day everyone found out that I let my cat eat tunafish out of my vagina"

phone numbers please?

 
At 9:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"From that point on everyone knew me as the girl who made the ambulance come to the dorm."

Were you friends with "the girl who puts out?" I like her.

 
At 3:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were you friends with "the girl who puts out?" I like her.
Anonymous

She was my roommate.

 

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