QOTD: how about a nice hawaiian punch?

question of the day: what would you do if i came up to you right now and punched you in the stomach?

I would do nothing to you but will go and molest your mom/sister/daughter.

puke

Throw up my bagel all over you

I would probably laugh at you. Everyone knows that if you're trying to get someone's attention, you have to punch them in the FACE.

I would laugh my ass off, ask you why you did it, and then chase you around to make you scream like a little girl. When I caught you, I'd kick you around a little until you said you were sorry and told me why the F*&% you did it.

First, I'd ask if your hand was okay. Second, I'd call an ambulance for you. Last, I'd open up the biggest can of whoop-ass this building has ever seen.

i'd stab you in the eye and run off to tijuana with my hookers. jerk.

That would be your LAST mistake ever. My sheep have had extensive martial arts training and would know exactly just what to do in the event their master was attacked.

AFTER I laughed at you for not hurting me, i would first punch you in the eye. Then, i would put you in a headlock, drag you over to the garbage can, make you eat garbage, and then throw you down the staircase. and then spit on you. now i am kind of hoping you do it

i'd think you were crazy and probably not talk to you again, actually* i really wouldn't talk to you again. there is no probably

i think i'd have to shove my scissors in your eye

that would be pretty weird to see myself coming at myself and punching myself. i think i would probably explode.

Get really excited that I had an excuse to go home!

Sure, I'm a little fat, but don't confuse me for a pregnant woman.

First, I would laugh at how weak your punch is, then I would end you. After that, I'd probably get some hookers and sheep and go party.