QOTD: garden state

question of the day: nj recently held a competition to come up with a new slogan for the state. what slogan do you think would be good for nj?

The capital of corruption!

NJ: What's that Smell?

NJ - birthplace of Cones

"Yes, we will take your trash"

Don't Vermont Jersey!

Welcome to NJ: leave your dreams and sheep at the boarder

NJ: come for the jughandles, stay 'round for the circles!

Land of 10,000 Hookers (i'm not sure if that's an accurate number, but i know it's at least 214)

"New Jersey - turn signals optional"

"Welcome to New Jersey...leave your dreams at the border" or "Welcome to New Jersey...It Stinks SOOOO Good"

new jersey - why the hell not?

Come, partake in the joy

NJ and you; Perfect Together: Highest Taxes; Highest Property taxes; Highest auto insurance; Political corruption. A perfect place to live and retire!

NJ: Who Would Have Thought?!

New Jersey: It's Not As Bad As You Think It Is.

You've got a couple thousand enemies in New Jersey

New Jersey: Come waste your life away in our traffic.

I like to kiss women in a dirty place... New Jersey!

NJ - Such a TINY state, but so much to do

NJ...it ain't Long Island
NJ...it just smells bad part of the time
NJ...Like Bruce Springsteen or else!!!
NJ...yes, the sopranos are real
NJ...Eat A Bag of #@$!, you $%&#!!!

You have 49 other states to live in/visit. Why on earth do you want to come here?

Fugetaboutit!

GTFO while you can.

1) NJ…It’s really not that bad
2) I like NJ? (a take on the NY slogan)
3) You’ll get used to the smell
4) High taxes, high car insurance and unaffordable housing. What’s not to like?
5) We added more White Castle’s!
6) High toxin levels in our waters mean less sharks for your safety
7) 1,319 7eleven’s can’t be wrong
8) Proud home of Clerks
9) If Jon Bon Jovi and Bruce Springstein are still here
10) It’s really not that much better anywhere else