QOTD: sexy turkey

question of the day: what are your plans for the long weekend?

Curse the puritans for inventing this fake weekend....just met this awesome girl last week and now I can't see her for a week. Also wanted to go Native-American hunting....where can I do that? woops...that was wrong on so many levels

going to kiawah island, SC

Anything but working. Hang with my girls, watch movies, fight with the crowds at the mall, eat turkey with the fam, watch football (Go Buffs!)

I plan to eat as much Turkey as I can. I'm also moving.

seeing the family and putting up my christmas tree!!!!!

relaxation and turkey... and putting up my xmas tree

coaching the kids in a tourney down in DC

dating my girlfriend (me: aren't you married?) yes, please get over your prejudice

Vive Las Vegas, Eat sleep and be merry

Eating lots of good food, drinking lots of wine, and watching lots of movies at home. Oh, and no shopping!

Not to be bothered with question of the day!!!!

no plans at all, really. avoid turkey on thursday, i was supposed to take my niece and nephew to the franklin institute on friday, but i don't think thats going to happen. maybe watch all of veronica mars season 1 in one sitting? i would like to go to the mall on friday just to laugh at all the crazy shoppers.

the same as every long weekend, TO TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Thursday: Mock vegetarians and the homeless by having a huge turkey-centric meal. Friday: Buy nothing. Saturday: Same as every week, 'naked saturday'. Those houseguests will just have to deal. Sunday: Shuttle the guests to the airport, get back to slobbing up the house.

Thanksgiving dinner at the in-laws. No plans after that (thankfully).

I plan to sleep as much as possible in between eating and drinking. Thanksgiving in my family (and the whole weekend) centers much more around extended drinking hours with intermittent napping than it does food. I will be peddling my jewelry at a party this weekend as well. Wish me luck.

My husband and I will be driving up to see my parents in the Catskills for Thanksgiving. Our Thanksgiving Day revolves around drinking beer, watching football eating deep fried turkey until we lapse into a food-induced coma. Friday is for recovery, and Saturday I’ll be helping a friend sell her wares at a jewelry party.

i plan on eating dinner with my gf's extended family, then having sex (or hiring a hooker if that doesn't pan out). following that, i will finish eating dinner.

I think I'll call this weekend, "Whiskey Weekend." The weekend kicks off on Wednesday, the biggest bar night of the year. I'll steady-sip on some whiskey in an overpacked bar while being amazed at how much weight my high school classmates have gained. I'm eating an early dinner with my boyfriends family on Thursday. I'm sure members of his family will pull me aside and "assure" me I'll be getting married soon. I'll then rush to my family's house for dessert and drink all the whiskey I can to erase any memories from earlier in the day. Friday, I'll probably walk the malls with my trusty flask full of whiskey and watch as people rush for those door-busting deals. I think I'm going to see some bands play on Saturday. Naturally, whiskey goes hand-and-hand with music. Then Sunday I leave for a nice vacation. I'll kick off my vacation just right with a nice glass of whiskey.

xxxx: have sex with my sister
me: you are a sick sick man
xxxx: thank God I don't have a sister
me: so what are you doing really?
xxxx: sit down with a nice bottle of wine and wish I had a sister
xxxx: =-O
me: you are a disgusting old man!
xxxx: so what are your plans?
me: have sex with your sister
xxxx: >:o
xxxx: and you said I'm sick
xxxx: :-)
me: hey at least shes not related!
xxxx: to who?
me: never mind
me: this convo is going nowhere
xxxx: LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE
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there's kind of a theme to today's answers, don't you think?