QOTD: parking

question of the day: reader submitted question! a two-parter:
1. Are "reserved" parking spots enforceable by law?
2. How much would you give to see someone park in [prez]'s spot?

1) No 2) I'll do it tomorrow

1. No, that is silly. 2. I have parked there on the weekends when finishing up [project], just to feel special.

They're only enforceable by [company] law and Sheriff [Sally] will throw down on you if you don't obey. Are we taking a collection, or is this just in theory? I got $5 on it!

I assume they are, since I've seen emails from [facilities person] on the topic. I don't really care about [prez]'s spot. If someone wants to park close to the building an take the elevator up a mere two floors, more power to them. Of course, that just gives me the joy of snickering at their fat asses... 'clueless' as to why they can't lose weight.

I do not know if they are enforceable by law or not, I would think not- it would be awfully silly. I would contribute $50 bucks to a pool to see someone park on 2 consecutive full days when she is at the office

1) no 2) Nothing.

1. yes, i accidentally parked in someone's crappy reserved spot once when i started working here, and the next day [sally] sent an e-mail reminding people not to park in reserved spots 2. 50 cents. i work here after all.

not enforced by law but how else would the upper management rub that stuff in our faces? $1

I don't think it can be enforceable by law. I would give $20 to see someone park there until an announcement came over the PA

Yes they are because the lot is private. $50 but must stay there all day, even after being asked to move

no, the police have more important things to do than to make sure everyone is parked in the correct spot. $100, but only if the offending person is forcibly dragged from his/her cube and made to move their car. at gunpoint.