QOTD: fight to the death

question of the day: who would win in a fight to the death: a ninja, a pirate, a viking, or a zombie? why?

I think a pirate would win because he is the only one that uses firearms. As long as he shoots the zombie in the head he will be fine. The ninja will be tricky, but if the pirate shoots him first he'll be okay. Arrr, matey!

a ninja. they are quick, and could fight off a zombie; they don't drink, and would be more sober than the pirate, and would therefore kick his ass; and they are definitely more agile than vikings.

Well, scientifically speaking of course, the zombie would win because you can't kill something that's already dead. Think about it

zombie would never die because he is already dead. Now if that zombie is fighting a pirate from the Black Pearl it would go on forever. i think

a ninja cause they are the coolest

mighty mouse

You smell like doody.

a ninja. because i'm a ninja in my caddie.

I don’t know and I don’t care. What is next? Waxing poetic on the merits of Star Wars vs. Star Trek? :)

well considering a zombie is already 'physically' dead, i would think their immortal stature would make them beat out the others...

The viking, pirate, and ninja would engage each other first, paying no attention to the zombie shuffling around in the corner. the ninja and the pirate would join together to quickly dispose of the viking, maybe by tying him up and making him walk the plank. then the ninja would turn his attention to the pirate, and though the pirate would fight valiantly against the ninja, using his sword and parrot, the ninja would use all sorts of trickery and deception and would eventually confound the pirate. all the while the zombie would be shuffling around and groaning. The ninja would tie up the zombie, but trying to actually kill it would fail, because its already dead. eventually the ninja would fall asleep and the zombie would crawl over and eat the ninja, thus ending the fight.

Let's look at this logically, pirates have only one eye, limiting their vision and the peg leg is sure to slow them down. Using a hook and a sword together is killer with the bonus parrott, but I doubt a pirate will be a ring leader. Vikings have great strength, but their lack of intelligence and oversized weapons will surely be a disadvantage. The bigger they are... Zombies are already dead. They only want to eat. You really can't hurt them. But have you ever seen a movie where the zombie wins?
That leaves the ninja. They wear black and are masters of tons of weapons. Speed, agility and stealth are their greatest pluses (this is the most rediculous QOTD ever) and is really the only surviving member in the whole group. They are unstoppable, even as turtles (mutated of course). I think we should put QOTD administrator in a pit with all of the above, wearing nothing but a rib eye steak thong.

I think it would come down to the ninja and the zombie. I’m rooting for the ninja.

Zombies can only kill something by the virtue of their numbers; one on one, they're wusses. Is the fight going to be on the water? If that's the case, then the Viking or the Pirate would have the edge. Overall, though, a ninja is the only one in that group that is trained to kill on air, land, or sea. So unless the Pirate fights dirty, as is their wont, I'd go with the ninja.