You Sit Next to the Lady Who Talks to Herself Day!

(inspired by a true story)

You've been a little chatty at work lately with your cubemate and your boss is getting sick of it. Today when you come into work, you will notice that your cube is empty. Upon further investigation, you will notice your name tag on a different cube, a little ways down the corridor. As soon as you sit down, someone will ask a question out loud and you'll answer it. There will be no reply, although strangely enough, you will hear another answer to the question spoken out loud, in the same voice that the question was asked in. Then another exchange (also in the same voice):

"Should I have a salad for lunch today?"
"Yeah, I probably should, I like salads."
"What kind of dressing should I use?"
"I'll go with the blue cheese."
"Hmmm, I don't know if that is such a good idea. You know how the blue cheese chunks always get stuck in your teeth."
"Yeah, that sounds right, maybe I'll go with Thousand Island."

You'll lean back in your chair, so that you can peek into her cube to see who she is talking to, but no one will be there. Be careful when responding to her in the future, you might interrupt her own self.

Happy You Sit Next to the Lady Who Talks to Herself Day!