QOTD: Learning Event edition

What did you learn at the super special learning event?

Answers include:
certain people like to wander around random community college campuses…
That I can take a nap anywhere!
that we garner about 36% of all armed forces’ enlisted peoples test preparation needs
certain vp’s like rice
how to play golf on my phone while somebody’s talking
that the pens that MCC hands out SUCK
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I learned certain people can’t pronounce easily pronounceable last names
certain people are funny
Continental breakfasts suck. I don’t want to live on a continent that doesn’t have donuts.

Names have been changed to protect anonymity (but I can tell you that the first answer is about me!)