QOTD: MIA

question of the day: really, where is osama bin laden? its been 4 years!

hmm...same place where Bush's common sense is hiding. Neither of the two can be found

He's currently in Cuba at his 'weather control center', where he has a huge machine that makes and aims hurricanes at the United States.

south florida...specifically the keys

he must be dead, because the US government can't be that incompetent, right? guys? where you guys going?

First Hunch: He is in the mountains between Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Second Hunch: He is hiding in the bunker under WhiteHouse

Everything thinks he's hiding in caves or mountains. I think he's on some tropical island where they serve him drinks with umbrellas in it.

He is living in Manville, Under a assumed name: Micheal Bin Monte

How about this? He's masquerading as a transvestite in Naples, CA.

he's in my attic eating crackers and drinking water

osama is shooting season 1 of his reality tv show which will apear on fox in the spring.

if he's as cool as he says he is, he's scoring with the Olsen twins somewhere in Lebanon.

sits across from [coworker]

Osama bin Laden?? What about the infamous Azheet Mahdrawers?

pakistan

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