Recent email filters and rules - File under Office Policies

- If subject contains “Apprentice” and sender = “Person in company who’s relative is on Apprentice” then set on fire and delete

- If sender = “Nagging co-worker” and subject contains “Please reply” then flag as “No response necessary”

- If sender = “Useless boss that knows nothing” then move to folder named “Stuff that reminds me how bitter I should be about life."

- If subject contains “cones” then say out loud “pretty sneaky, sis”