QOTD: gleaming the cube

question of the day: what strange things have you seen people doing in their cubicle/office?

clipping their toe nails. yeah and it wasn't even in a cube, it was in [dept] where there isn't a cube, but rather a station

I've seen people working...weirdos.

clip their finger nails

one time, i saw somebody wrapping everything in someone's cube in tin foil. I mean everything - pencils, loose change, telephone... they even tin foiled the floor. That was cool.

Clipping their fingernails. Serving themselves what looked to be a 7 course meal. And the worst was I once saw a person walk into someone else’s cube, fart, and then leave so the gas stayed behind.

i saw a really gross lady in our office with her shoes off and her bare feet up her desk -

lets see....i have picked my nose, scratched my nuts, flung boogers at [coworker]....Have seen people sleeping, whacking off, typing their resume......

Auto repair. How exactly did they get the car into the builiding?

i don't think i've seen anything really strange. but my friend at my old job said there was an intern at work who would blatently look at porn at work and try and hide the screen with an excel doc...but he was sharing a room with other people and they could see what he was viewing from the glare on their monitor .... and somebody else told him to stop and he continued, but tried to hide it better. eventually hr had to step in and also tell him mom (who worked there and got him the job). people are RETARDED.

Penguins, Antarctica of them

picking their nose, obviously farting, sleeping, staring at you in the mirror on their desk as you walk by, falling of their chair, crying

1) The woman behind me likes to stretch her legs while sitting on her desk ina…well..uhm..a spread eagle like form, and once stated that the only time she has rhythm is when a black man is under her 2) Our tech has sleep apnea which makes him fall asleep and snore sounding like a rottweiler (very funny to hear) 3) The one manager likes to quote O&A and actually performed a nazi walk to illustrate something he heard on that show (yeah that one went to HR). He also likes to do the cranial facial spelunking thing when he thinks no one is watching...yummy 4) Coworker next to me likes to berate the network engineer group, LOUDLY, and call them a bunch of d#cks (out of jest of course) on a daily basis, but with variety 5) A now EX-employee (I wonder why) liked to remind everyone that he could kill them all very easily and stated that he wanted to eat another co-worker’s liver (Chianti and fava beans anyone?) 6) Two co-workers in the same department argued over the thermostat with the end result of one of them getting fired for telling the other one that the only reason why she was hot was because she was a fat pig
I could go on, but I have only scratched the surface.. I love corporate life!!

[coworker] picking his nose