Employee Bills - File under WTF

So, I picked up my mail from my mailwoman at home the other day. She kind of looked like Cliff Clavin which made me laugh a bit. I think it was the moustache. Anywho, one of the pieces of mail I received that day was a series of bills from my employer. That’s right, now this place is billing me for stuff.

So I brought them in and it turns out that a bunch of us in the office got bills. It turns out there was some kind of snafu with our billing system and all the test orders I was placing on the system were actually being billed to me at home.

Ain’t that a bitch?

As if it’s not bad enough that I have to slog my way through traffic to come here every single day and cavort with these yahoos, I’m now being charged for this pleasure too.

Un...be...lievable. All I need now is for the lady that clogs the sink by me with tuna to come by and today will be perfect.